Bleed Them All Dry

I’m going to log off the internet now and never come back.

I was just listening to the soundtrack to the new Sweeney Todd film. The singing is universally weak and thin. I thought I’d do some reading while listening, and stumbled across someone who commented on how amazing a singer Jamie Campbell Bower is. She stated that he should play Phantom in Phantom of the Opera. She also used 55 exclamation marks.

I’ll catch you in about fifteen years when twelve year old girls stop singing A Little Priest at eisteddfods.