With a Rod Through the Middle
12:49AM, March 20th, 2007
We are half-way through a mostly torturous tech week for the show which opens Friday. In direct contrast to the concert, I’m stressed and more than a little freaking out. At the moment my days are going by hour by hour and completely planned out so that I can achieve the most I possibly can in our few short days left. My world seems to be spinning on a different axis to everyone elses’.
And then, just when you think that the world is sort itself out again, David Oldfield’s seemingly-vacuformed wife appears on a TV chat show everyday which today had, as it’s special guest panelist, Amanda Vanstone. There were lots of awkward moments, but cutting off Amanda with a commercial break just as she “improv’d” a line about looking forward to hearing the latest Hollywood scandal was a simple pleasure.
I cannot let it also go that she declared that Elton John was one of her favourite performers, and that she jested about people who believe that having gay people in the country will encourage others to turn gay. YES, WE WERE WELL AWARE OF THE IRONIES OF THAT LINE OF THINKING, MANDY. Now please pass on your message to your boss, Mr Doodle Breath:
The Prime Minister illustrates how best to clean a good friend’s arse.
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Don’t tell me that Mandy plans on doing the rounds of daytime TV chat now she’s out of a job - I’m sure her wisdom can only last a few minutes at a time and it would be terribly hard to spread it that thin.
Mind you, her logic is right on the nose even though she had to play the gay card to get there. Using her astounding levels of logical thought, I have realised this - there are lots of Sudanese people living in Blacktown so having so many around me each day, I feel encouraged to become Sudanese.
Comment by Kevin — March 20, 2007 @ 7:37 pm
Is he sucking or blowing? I think Mr Hockey looks jealous that he’s not attached to the minister’s pucker, whereas Ruddock’s seen it all before..
Comment by Penguin — March 21, 2007 @ 1:17 am
…I think he’s about to sneeze all over us people in the lower classes of society. sigh.
Comment by AJ — March 21, 2007 @ 9:17 pm
Kevin - I know what you mean. The other day I saw a frozen beverage dispenser and immediately rushed home eating ice and pissing into a cup.
Penguin - I think Mr. Hockey is thinking “Hey buddy, that’s MY move!”
AJ - If only the passage of mucus and phlegm were the worst that man has given us.
Comment by Tyson — March 21, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
Are you absolutely SURE that’s the best way to clean a good friend’s arse? (That’s a rhetorical question, by the way) :):)
Comment by James — March 23, 2007 @ 1:05 am
James - It’s HIS policy, not mine.
Comment by Tyson — March 25, 2007 @ 12:46 am