Consuming Passions
12:41PM, February 24th, 2006
I came home early today to eat lunch at home to save money. I kept a stash of leftovers from my previous several meals to eat. After not being home for some four days, my brother came home while I was out, devoured every single morsel of my food, and left his own giant slab of salmon in the fridge, knowing I won’t touch it. This after I specifically told him twice not to eat my leftovers (he has done it before).
If I had the strength, I would go and destroy his belongings right now.
I’m so hungry.
Later: I’ve decided what his punishment should be. I will eat his salmon and then vomit it back up all over his bed. And people wonder why I’m so skinny.
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Whilst your bulimic revenge would make an amusing, if disgusting, punishment, may I offer the suggestion that you perhaps offer him some kind of peace offering, such as a double chocolate chip muffin or some nice chocolate chip cookies, made using laxettes rather than cooking chocolate?
Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold and vomit is just too warm.
Comment by Kevin — February 24, 2006 @ 2:37 pm
DO IT! and then post the pics so we can all be grossed out.
Comment by steph — February 25, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
Emaciation is a small price to pay for the rapturous feeling such regurative revenge would bring, but Tyson please always remember that random acts of projectile vomiting should not be restricted to mere acts of revenge, dont limit yourself, think outside the square .. theres a whole world outside.
Comment by Tamaline — February 26, 2006 @ 6:35 am
Steph, what you mean ‘grossed out’?
Comment by Tamaline — February 26, 2006 @ 6:35 am
Kevin - If I’m baking for anyone, it’s me.
Steph / Tamaline - Sorry to say the last time I vomited was last year when I was choking on a piece of steak and almost died. Before that it was when I was about 7 and ate too much chocolate one easter. I woke early in the morning to a very nasty reminder of why a balanced diet is important.
Comment by Tyson — February 26, 2006 @ 6:34 pm
Tyson responds .. ‘I woke early in the morning to a very nasty reminder of why a balanced diet is important’ thats all well and good Tyson if you DO want a settled stomach.
Comment by Tammy — February 27, 2006 @ 3:01 pm
*clears throat*
Ahem.
You’ve just been tagged.
*runs away*
Comment by BEVIS — February 28, 2006 @ 2:31 am